I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans. - Michael Caine
Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. - Michael Caine
Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas. - Michael Caine
I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point. - Michael Caine
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. - Michael Caine
January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out. - Michael Caine
I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. - Michael Caine
Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. - Michael Caine
If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it. - Michael Caine
I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't. - Michael Caine
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine
My own mentality is that I've retired. They send me these scripts and if I absolutely have to do it, then I go to work. - Michael Caine
I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop. - Michael Caine
For all my education, accomplishments, and so called 'wisdom'... I can't fathom my own heart. - Michael Caine