Yogi Berra Quotes
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
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Yogi Berra
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Yogi Berra
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
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Yogi Berra
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Yogi Berra
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Yogi Berra
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Yogi Berra
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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Yogi Berra
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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Yogi Berra
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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Yogi Berra
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Yogi Berra
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Yogi Berra