The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

- Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

- Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

- Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

- Yogi Berra

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

- Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

- Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.

- Yogi Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

- Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

- Yogi Berra

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

- Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

- Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

- Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

- Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

- Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

- Yogi Berra

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

- Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time?

- Yogi Berra