Cathy Ladman quotes

Cathy Ladman is a renowned stand-up comedian, actress, and writer known for her sharp wit and hilarious insights on everyday life. With over 30 years of experience in the entertainment industry, Cathy has appeared on popular TV shows like "The Tonight Show" and "The Late Show with David Letterman." She has also written for hit shows such as "Roseanne" and "Caroline in the City." Cathy's unique take on motherhood, relationships, and society has earned her a loyal fan base. Book Cathy Ladman for your next event and get ready for an evening of laughter and unforgettable entertainment.

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.

- Cathy Ladman

My grandmother’s ninety. She’s dating. He’s ninety-three. They’re very happy; they never argue. They can’t hear each other.

- Cathy Ladman

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

- Cathy Ladman

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

- Cathy Ladman

Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother sits you down and says, "You know, I think you're ugly enough to get your own apartment.

- Cathy Ladman

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

- Cathy Ladman