Dan Espinoza quotes

Discover the wit and charm of Dan Espinoza through his insightful quotes. Explore his unique perspectives on life, love, and everything in between.

My life imploded because of you. My marriage, my Job, my snacks. I know you ate my pudding. It was labelled!

- Dan Espinoza

But I never told you what I want. I want you. All in. The whole deal. So there.

- Dan Espinoza

Say you fall in love with a woman who has a cat. What are you gonna do? You accept the cat.

- Dan Espinoza

Classic Chloe. Only you would make a point of remembering the exact amount of time you can't remember.

- Dan Espinoza

No one expects you to change overnight. It's hard to be one of the good guys. Look, I screw up, too. I've made plenty of mistakes believe me. But I don't quit… and I know that counts for something. At least you're trying, right?

- Dan Espinoza

I'm trying to say this from a constructive place. I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man.

- Dan Espinoza