David Steinberg quotes

David Steinberg is a renowned comedian, actor, and director known for his quick wit and sharp humor. With a career spanning over five decades, he has become a true icon in the entertainment industry. Born in Canada, Steinberg rose to fame in the 1970s with countless appearances on popular talk shows, showcasing his hilarious and thought-provoking stand-up routines. Alongside his successful comedy career, he has also directed numerous TV shows and films, earning critical acclaim for his storytelling abilities. Today, David Steinberg continues to captivate audiences with his unique perspective on life, making him a beloved figure in the comedy world.

Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested.

- David Steinberg

And it was a huge emotional thing to leave the law and become unemployed - to be a student again.

- David Steinberg

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

- David Steinberg

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off.

- David Steinberg

The whole idea of doing the Hollywood thing never even occurred to me. When you grow up on the East coast, Hollywood seems like this fantasy land and you don't think that people can actually make a living there.

- David Steinberg

Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week.

- David Steinberg

I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes.

- David Steinberg