It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty. - Ilka Chase
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand. - Ilka Chase
When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it. - Ilka Chase