Karl Pilkington quotes

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his unique perspective and deadpan humor. He rose to fame as the producer of The Ricky Gervais Show and later became the star of An Idiot Abroad. With a quirky personality and hilarious one-liners, Karl has captured the hearts of fans around the world. His no-nonsense approach to life and travel adventures have made him a beloved figure in the entertainment industry. Follow Karl Pilkington for a dose of laughter and entertainment like no other.

A dog has got human eyes.

- Karl Pilkington

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?

- Karl Pilkington

Happiness is like a cake. Have too much and you'll get sick of it.

- Karl Pilkington

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go "Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.

- Karl Pilkington

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

- Karl Pilkington

Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

- Karl Pilkington