Lucifer Morningstar quotes

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What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I'm better than you.

- Lucifer Morningstar

A deal's a deal, especially one with the Devil.

- Lucifer Morningstar

What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Let me play the Me's advocate.

- Lucifer Morningstar

People sometimes kill the people with whom they're in love. The heart's mysterious.

- Lucifer Morningstar

The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Well, that is a shame. 'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well.

- Lucifer Morningstar

I mean if all the apples are bad...maybe it's the tree that's the problem.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Look, people like you. they find you helpful, like duct tape or a trusty socket wrench.

- Lucifer Morningstar

I love LA. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.

- Lucifer Morningstar

I'm like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Always gratifying to find out that one's nemesis is altogether lacking in style.

- Lucifer Morningstar

If you truly worship the dollar, then I'm your ticket to divinity.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Take a swing...you'll have splinters in your stool.

- Lucifer Morningstar

You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn't believe in what they say.

- Lucifer Morningstar

No, of course not. I detest the little creatures. And I'd certainly never put one in my mouth.

- Lucifer Morningstar

This poor saps either already in Heck or in the "Silver City, enduring Uriel welcome speech, which is far worse than Heck, if you ask me.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Ah, well, no need to thank me for my heroism. Well, maybe just a little. No one's stopping you.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Just whenever you're faced with a choice, ask yourself the question:WWLD? What would Lucifer do?

- Lucifer Morningstar

People don't have power over us. We give it to them.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Desire shouldn't be contained, it's unnatural.

- Lucifer Morningstar

As though I wanted people to suffer. All I ever wanted was to be my own man here.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Miracles aren't my thing, but I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

- Lucifer Morningstar

You people misunderstand me. You call me Satan and Devil but… do you know my crime? I loved God too much. And for that he betrayed me — punished me.

- Lucifer Morningstar

Yeah, well, our Father's been disrespecting me since the beginning of time, so pot-kettle, don't you think?

- Lucifer Morningstar

Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.

- Lucifer Morningstar

I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool.

- Lucifer Morningstar

I can't go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I'll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.

- Lucifer Morningstar

The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?

- Lucifer Morningstar