Someday perhaps change will occur when times are ready for it instead of always when it is too late. Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine
I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine
I'd like to introduce someone who has just come into my life. I've admired him for 35 years. He's someone who represents integrity, honesty, art, and on top of that stuff I'm actually sleeping with him. - Shirley MacLaine
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends. - Shirley MacLaine
I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part. - Shirley MacLaine
I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser. - Shirley MacLaine