Uno quotes

Uno is a classic card game that has been enjoyed by people of all ages for decades. Easy to learn and highly addictive, Uno is a fun and fast-paced game that requires strategy and skill to win. With colorful cards and simple rules, Uno is perfect for family game nights or friendly gatherings. Whether you're a seasoned player or a newbie, Uno is guaranteed to bring hours of entertainment. Get ready to shout "Uno" and experience the thrill of this timeless game. Buy your own deck today and start playing!

*to Jyugo* You're such a gloomy Gus, aren't you? You're so gloomy, indecisive, and so pessimistic. You're also dull, have bad handwriting, can't learn, insensitive, weak, a slow runner, a poor talker, and a poor liar. You really can't do anything other than break out of jail. Also you have short legs. But... that means you have lots of character traits, right? That's all you need to know for now, don't you think? If you don't know something, we'll teach you. We're gonna make your life more fun. It doesn't matter whether we're in jail or hell. If we live happily, we win. So let's take it slow and make sure you'll enjoy tomorrow.

- Uno