breakfast quotes

Rise and shine! Start your day off right with a delicious array of breakfast quotes that will inspire and fuel your morning. From quotes about coffee to pancakes, explore the perfect quotes that capture the essence of what makes breakfast the most important meal of the day.

Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.

- Ron Swanson

Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

- Ron Swanson

There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food.

- Ron Swanson

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.

- Ron Swanson