If it were that easy to kill me, I'd have been dead a long time ago!
Why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?
Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?
I got paid as a bounty hunter. Hunting humans is a job! Who knew?
Whenever I'm procrastinating on something, I make an appointment for myself to do it. That way, can't back out. Like, for example, when I had to ask my landlord permission to get Bob, literally put it on my calendar.
All my time with Dr. Linda has been about exploring the denial that I'm in, but I've overcome that now, I've had an honest-to-Devil epiphany. Now all my problems should just, you know, go away.
I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.
We can't control what happens to us, only how it affects us and the choices we make.
We might not always understand it, but God has a plan.
That tingling sensation running up your spine… inevitability. And the bit running down your leg? Fear.
I'm trying to say this from a constructive place. I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man.
If it makes you comfy, you could call me God.
When in doubt, go with the classics. That's what I always say.
Sometimes you have to accept when someone doesn't feel the same way about you.
I am a Devil of my word.
Detective Decker is out there protecting them. She is...truly good.
People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions.
What about the name Zoriel? That's a good name for a warrior. We can call him Zori for short. Or Ezekiel. Zek.
The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?
Immortality? Mm. Of course. Uh…you spell that with one or two "m"s? I always forget.
I can't go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I'll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.
I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool.
Lucifer Morningstar. Is that a stage name or something?
Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value.
Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.
No one expects you to change overnight. It's hard to be one of the good guys. Look, I screw up, too. I've made plenty of mistakes believe me. But I don't quit… and I know that counts for something. At least you're trying, right?
Yeah, well, our Father's been disrespecting me since the beginning of time, so pot-kettle, don't you think?
No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain we suffer, or inflict.
You people misunderstand me. You call me Satan and Devil but… do you know my crime? I loved God too much. And for that he betrayed me — punished me.