television host quotes

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Never dull your shine for somebody else.

- Tyra Banks

There is a difference between desire and desperation.

- Tyra Banks

Take responsibility for yourself because no one's going to take responsibility for you.

- Tyra Banks

Perfect is boring, human is beautiful.

- Tyra Banks

Love is an excuse to be stupid.

- Tyra Banks

Not doing anything is doing something and choosing to look away is a passive but no less mortal sin.

- Bill Maher

I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about it.

- Bill Maher

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.

- Bill Maher

New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.

- Bill Maher

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists.

- Bill Maher

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

- Bill Maher

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

- Bill Maher

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

- Bill Maher

That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

- Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.

- Bill Maher

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

- Bill Maher

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an iPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your iPod.

- Bill Maher

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

- Bill Maher

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

- Bill Maher

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

- Bill Maher