thing quotes

A collection of thought-provoking and inspiring quotes that cover a wide range of subjects, serving as a go-to resource for gaining wisdom and perspective.

Barbecues should be about one thing: good shared meat.

- Ron Swanson

I saw you guys laughing over there and I think that’s a real messed-up thing to do.

- Mike Wheeler

I leave no meat behind. It’s an honor thing.

- Ron Swanson

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson

I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.

- Mike Wheeler

Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst thing about her? She works for the library.

- Ron Swanson

Miracles aren't my thing, but I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

- Lucifer Morningstar

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

- Ron Swanson

There's a good chance this thing might come out of me with wings. Wings!

- Linda Martin

The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.

- Lucifer Morningstar