Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai! - Urahara Kisuke
There's a lot of products that you can buy with money...but my love is the only limited product that only you can have. - Urahara Kisuke
[Urahara writes Ichigo a message in blood] Please meet at Urahara shop immediately. [After Ichigo freaked out] P.S: If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death... then you have no sense of humor. - Urahara Kisuke