Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world. - Bobby Darin
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for. - Bobby Darin
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone. - Bobby Darin
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. - Bobby Darin
I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes. - David Steinberg
I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny. - Orlando Jones
Your goal is to achieve the best results by following their wishes. If they want you to build a house upside down standing on its chimney, it's up to you to do it. - Richard M. Hunt