I was too old for a paper route, too you... | Erma Bombeck

Old

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

- Erma Bombeck

Quote of the Day

I will perform My Heart Will Go On for the rest of my life and it will always remain a very emotional experience for me.

- Celine Dion

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Dreams Time

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

- Erma Bombeck

Food

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

- Erma Bombeck

Society

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

- Erma Bombeck

Car

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

- Erma Bombeck

Computer Mind Will

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

- Erma Bombeck

Housework Right Will

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

- Erma Bombeck

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Me and Jerry left because we felt we weren't getting anywhere playing our old songs in tiny clubs. The group was getting stale and staying behind the times.

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