I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. - Todd Barry
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. - Todd Barry
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. - Todd Barry
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. - Todd Barry
They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache. - Cesar Romero
I have spoken to a whole group of millionaires, head executives at Microsoft. Boy did I chew those guys out. - Jack LaLanne