Experience I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. - Todd Barry
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. - Todd Barry
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. - Todd Barry
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. - Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. - Todd Barry
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. - Todd Barry
Big cities are chaotic. And chaos for humans - who have experience from their ancestors - is the last step before conflict. So, in the park, every kind of visual contradiction has been eliminated. - John Hench
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. - Salvador Dali
The first essential in writing about anything is that the writer should have no experience of the matter. - Isadora Duncan
I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential one. - Thomas Lynch
Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture. - Natalie Portman