Actor Life Funny comedian Addiction I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. - Artie Lange
Christian Being A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange
Age Hope Time By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. - Artie Lange
Job Life When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. - Artie Lange
Tragedy Happiness Time Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. - Artie Lange
Funny Now Being World It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world. - Artie Lange
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food. - Vincent Schiavelli