Author Women Funny Fiction Satire It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. - Chuck Palahniuk
Time Life You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. - Chuck Palahniuk
Effort Perfection Worth A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection. - Chuck Palahniuk
Choice You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. - Chuck Palahniuk
All parents should be aware that when they mock or curse gay people, they may be mocking or cursing their own child. - Anna Quindlen
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self. - Francis Bacon
The first duty of a human being is to assume the right functional relationship to society - more briefly, to find your real job, and do it. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman