It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity. - Frank Zappa
Music People All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Most people don’t think I’m rational. They’re too busy featuring their hurt. They find it irrational not to feature your hurt. That’s how fucked up they are. - Frank Zappa
Virtue Fact Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence. - Frank Zappa
I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there's usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other. - Neil Innes
Yeah, I know there's no right answer. All I know for sure is that time keeps on flowing like a river, and a river eventually leads to the ocean. Maybe I will try swimming against the current. - Naruo Taneda