I had to perform at the White House for... by Jeff Foxworthy | We Heart Quotes

President

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Home

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Daughter

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Dad

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Love

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

- Jeff Foxworthy

School Writing People

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

- Jeff Foxworthy

Life

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

- Jeff Foxworthy

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