Author Novelist War Humor satirist He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller
Country I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. - Joseph Heller
Injustice Destiny Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. - Joseph Heller
Government Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
All parents should be aware that when they mock or curse gay people, they may be mocking or cursing their own child. - Anna Quindlen
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self. - Francis Bacon
When I went off to the army when I was 17 years old, I believed in America and the rights of freedom. But today I believe my government is lying to the American people and that my president, George Bush, is a criminal. - Jack Herer