If something about the human body disgus... by Lenny Bruce | We Heart Quotes

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If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

- Lenny Bruce

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Justice

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

- Lenny Bruce

First

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

- Lenny Bruce

God

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

- Lenny Bruce

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.

- Lenny Bruce

Art Man

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

- Lenny Bruce

Beach

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

- Lenny Bruce

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