I won't say ours was a tough school,... by Lenny Bruce | We Heart Quotes

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.

- Lenny Bruce

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People

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

- Lenny Bruce

Art Man

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

- Lenny Bruce

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

- Lenny Bruce

God

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

- Lenny Bruce

Tragedy Time Will

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

- Lenny Bruce

Beach

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

- Lenny Bruce

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