Liberals can understand everything but p... by Lenny Bruce | We Heart Quotes

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Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

- Lenny Bruce

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Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government'.

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If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

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Daughter

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

- Lenny Bruce

Life is a four-letter word.

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I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.

- Lenny Bruce

School

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

- Lenny Bruce

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