When authorities warn you of the sinfuln... | Matt Groening

Sex

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

- Matt Groening

Quote of the Day

I love sharing my story. It's endlessly healing.

- Ben Vereen

Other quotes by Matt Groening

The Simpsons is an especially collaborative show.

- Matt Groening

Work

The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work.

- Matt Groening

Being People

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

- Matt Groening

Love

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

- Matt Groening

Attention

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

- Matt Groening

Thinking

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

- Matt Groening

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