Children must be considered in a divorce... by P. J. O'Rourke | We Heart Quotes

Author journalist Conservative Humorist Legal

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

- P. J. O'Rourke

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Government

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Autobiography

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Children

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

- P. J. O'Rourke

College

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Government

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Women

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

- P. J. O'Rourke

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