My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous... | Rodney Dangerfield

Wife May

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Quote of the Day

I was never named in the early years as having anything to do with the assassination of Malcolm.

- Louis Farrakhan

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect!

- Rodney Dangerfield

Men Being

Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Mother

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

- Rodney Dangerfield

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Parents

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

- Rodney Dangerfield

I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

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Wife

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Wife Pretty First

I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest, to start my musical career again. Going for the big record deal and all of that.

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Wife First

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Wife Sound Now

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

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