Breakfast food can serve many purposes. by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

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Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

- Ron Swanson

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Shorts over six inches are capri pants, shorts under six inches are European.

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No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.

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On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

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If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.

- Ron Swanson

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An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA.

- Ron Swanson

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Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.

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