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Government Food Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson steak

Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

- Ron Swanson

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sebastian cried passed li' heard

I've cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian has passed.

- Ron Swanson
half-ass -ass things thing Ron Swanson

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson
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I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.

- Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation Love

I love nothing.

- Ron Swanson
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The three most useless jobs in the world in order are: lawyer, congressman, and doctor.

- Ron Swanson
adults deal bad Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.

- Ron Swanson

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Senior development specialists in the Treasury can be counted on one hand. America's government is not even aware of the gap between its commitments and action, because almost nobody in authority understands the actions that would be needed to meet the commitments.

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The Supreme Court, of course, has the responsibility of ensuring that our government never oversteps its proper bounds or violates the rights of individuals. But the Court must also recognize the limits on itself and respect the choices made by the American people.

- Elena Kagan

The most fundamental purpose of government is defense, not empire.

- Joseph Sobran

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