Are you going to tell a man that he can'... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

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Are you going to tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?

- Ron Swanson

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Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

- Ron Swanson

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Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.

- Ron Swanson

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Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst thing about her? She works for the library.

- Ron Swanson

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In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life.

- Ron Swanson

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It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.

- Ron Swanson

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I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now.

- Ron Swanson

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