There must be a mistake, you've accident... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

Government Food Mistake Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson

There must be a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

- Ron Swanson

Other quotes by Ron Swanson

suckers buy things Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

People who buy things are suckers.

- Ron Swanson

canoe tree Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation -wife

I like some changes. Like when I change a tree into a canoe, or a wife into an ex-wife.

- Ron Swanson

confuse live don’ Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

- Ron Swanson

start acclaim chasing don’ Applause

Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.

- Ron Swanson

moving Waste Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation Energy

Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.

- Ron Swanson

’ sting ridiculous butterfly bee

Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.

- Ron Swanson

You might like

When I went off to the army when I was 17 years old, I believed in America and the rights of freedom. But today I believe my government is lying to the American people and that my president, George Bush, is a criminal.

- Jack Herer

Senior development specialists in the Treasury can be counted on one hand. America's government is not even aware of the gap between its commitments and action, because almost nobody in authority understands the actions that would be needed to meet the commitments.

- Jeffrey Sachs

The Supreme Court, of course, has the responsibility of ensuring that our government never oversteps its proper bounds or violates the rights of individuals. But the Court must also recognize the limits on itself and respect the choices made by the American people.

- Elena Kagan

The most fundamental purpose of government is defense, not empire.

- Joseph Sobran