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There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.

- Ron Swanson

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Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

- Ron Swanson

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Please and thank you.

- Ron Swanson

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I’ve had the same haircut since 1978 and I’ve driven the same car since 1991. I’ve used the same wooden comb for three decades. I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

- Ron Swanson

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I like some changes. Like when I change a tree into a canoe, or a wife into an ex-wife.

- Ron Swanson

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Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

- Ron Swanson

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