Give a man a fish and feed him for a day... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

Man Government Day Parks and Recreation Fish

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish… and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

- Ron Swanson

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I've cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian has passed.

- Ron Swanson

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Capitalism is the only way … It makes America great, England OK and France terrible.

- Ron Swanson

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I’ve had the same haircut since 1978 and I’ve driven the same car since 1991. I’ve used the same wooden comb for three decades. I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse.

- Ron Swanson

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I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now.

- Ron Swanson

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I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot.

- Ron Swanson

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