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Government Money Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Waste

Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.

- Ron Swanson

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side deathbed breath final rush

On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

- Ron Swanson

dealer' part animal eggs dead

I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.

- Ron Swanson

’ attack balloon pounds point

The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.

- Ron Swanson

’ stepping thick highlight area

An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA.

- Ron Swanson

salted socks hungover flank fried

I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

- Ron Swanson

accidentally eats Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation Mistake

There must be a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

- Ron Swanson

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