dealer' part animal eggs dead I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you. - Ron Swanson
$50 funeral discussion cab dinner I will leave my children $50 a piece. Enough for the cab ride home from the funeral and a steak dinner. End of discussion. - Ron Swanson
’ stepping highlight thick area An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA. - Ron Swanson
explain concept failures invented weak I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures. - Ron Swanson
toss bottle effigy isopropyl close The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy. - Ron Swanson
thief miserable incompetent single contractor I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief. - Ron Swanson
Idleness does drive me crazy, but I'd rather read or write than do anything just to work. A kind of respect has been instilled in me for acting: I love it too much to ever have a bad relationship with it. - Karen Allen
At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted their countries to look just like Britain and France. - Karen Armstrong