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I love riddles!

- Ron Swanson

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dealer' part animal eggs dead

I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.

- Ron Swanson
$50 funeral discussion cab dinner

I will leave my children $50 a piece. Enough for the cab ride home from the funeral and a steak dinner. End of discussion.

- Ron Swanson
’ stepping highlight thick area

An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA.

- Ron Swanson
explain concept failures invented weak

I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- Ron Swanson
toss bottle effigy isopropyl close

The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.

- Ron Swanson
thief miserable incompetent single contractor

I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

- Ron Swanson

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