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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson

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Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

- Ron Swanson

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When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards, there are flecks of meat in my mustache. And I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.

- Ron Swanson

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Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- Ron Swanson

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Turkey can never beat cow.

- Ron Swanson

half-ass -ass things Parks and Recreation thing

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson

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