If there were more food and fewer people... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

People Government Food Party Parks and Recreation

If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.

- Ron Swanson

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Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

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I've cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian has passed.

- Ron Swanson

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The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.

- Ron Swanson

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I like saying ‘No,’ it lowers their enthusiasm.

- Ron Swanson

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You had me at meat tornado.

- Ron Swanson

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Tom put all my records into this rectangle!

- Ron Swanson

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