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Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

- Ron Swanson

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‘ ’ t-bone porterhouse turf

I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.

- Ron Swanson

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Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.

- Ron Swanson

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I've cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian has passed.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- Ron Swanson

[ straight spin middle hook

[On bowling] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

- Ron Swanson

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I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.

- Ron Swanson

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