The three most useless jobs in the world... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

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The three most useless jobs in the world in order are: lawyer, congressman, and doctor.

- Ron Swanson

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I leave no meat behind. It’s an honor thing.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- Ron Swanson

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No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.

- Ron Swanson

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Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.

- Ron Swanson

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Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.

- Ron Swanson

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On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

- Ron Swanson

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