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Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.

- Ron Swanson

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There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.

- Ron Swanson

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It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!

- Ron Swanson

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The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.

- Ron Swanson

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I like saying ‘No,’ it lowers their enthusiasm.

- Ron Swanson

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[On bowling] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

- Ron Swanson

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Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

- Ron Swanson

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