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determining smart god' Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. - Ron Swanson
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serve purposes breakfast Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Breakfast food can serve many purposes. - Ron Swanson
[ smell met Billy Hargrove cows] You smell that Mags...[I don’t see any cows] Clearly you haven’t met the high school girls. - Billy Hargrove
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’ 8th rich crawling dustin When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade. - Dustin Henderson
’ moment… capture Jonathan Byers don’ Sometimes people don’t really say what they’re thinking. But you capture the right moment…it says more. - Jonathan Byers
’ personally vast Jonathan Byers don’ Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority. - Jonathan Byers
’ hiding Kali Prasad face faced You’re now faced with the same choice, go back into hiding and hope they don’t find you, or fight, and face them again. - Kali Prasad