Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim... | Ron Swanson

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Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.

- Ron Swanson

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Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

- Ron Swanson

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It's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

- Ron Swanson

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I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot.

- Ron Swanson

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Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.

- Ron Swanson

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Child labor laws are ruining this country.

- Ron Swanson

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Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

- Ron Swanson

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