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Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

- Ron Swanson

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There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

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Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.

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I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

- Ron Swanson

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Capitalism is the only way … It makes America great, England OK and France terrible.

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Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.

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America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

- Ron Swanson

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