I've cried twice in my life. Once when I... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

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I've cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian has passed.

- Ron Swanson

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I regret nothing. The end.

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Turkey can never beat cow.

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Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.

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It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!

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It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.

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I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.

- Ron Swanson

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