Just give me all the bacon and eggs you... by Ron Swanson

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Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

- Ron Swanson

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You had me at meat tornado.

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It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!

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It's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

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My only official recommendations are US Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton's Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.

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We have one activity planned: not getting killed.

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Capitalism is the only way … It makes America great, England OK and France terrible.

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