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suckers buy things Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson

People who buy things are suckers.

- Ron Swanson

Other quotes by Ron Swanson

sport practically vegetable meat Parks and Recreation

Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

- Ron Swanson
clean mulligan' weeks meal fall

When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards, there are flecks of meat in my mustache. And I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.

- Ron Swanson
swansons tutelage gladiators grow Parks and Recreation

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.

- Ron Swanson
concept failures invented explain weak

I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- Ron Swanson
cow beat Parks and Recreation Turkey Ron Swanson

Turkey can never beat cow.

- Ron Swanson
half-ass -ass things Parks and Recreation thing

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson

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