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People who buy things are suckers.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

- Ron Swanson

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I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- Ron Swanson

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I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

- Ron Swanson

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Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.

- Ron Swanson

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I will leave my children $50 a piece. Enough for the cab ride home from the funeral and a steak dinner. End of discussion.

- Ron Swanson

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The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.

- Ron Swanson

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