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Government Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Idiots give

Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.

- Ron Swanson

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’ thick flesh stepping highlight

An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA.

- Ron Swanson
taxpayer branch announces meets intend

Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.

- Ron Swanson
riddles Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation Love

I love riddles!

- Ron Swanson
sand strong toe clippers weeks

Every two weeks I need to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.

- Ron Swanson
block coming mouth put Ron Swanson

Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.

- Ron Swanson
cutting useless Projects Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

- Ron Swanson

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The most fundamental purpose of government is defense, not empire.

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