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History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

- Ron Swanson

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I love nothing.

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If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.

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America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

- Ron Swanson

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When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

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I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

- Ron Swanson

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I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.

- Ron Swanson

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