I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work... by Ron Swanson

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I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

- Ron Swanson

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